MY BIG OL STUPID LONG NAME GOES HERE
I have something to tell you... .... This is not real dialogue, it is merely filler text to see how much can fit in this text area... ... I am sorry.
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The Adventurous Adventures of Buttlock
The Adventurous Adventures of Buttlock
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Alright! One step closer to my lover!
It's a bitcramped inhere...
But, it willjust have todo!
FWOOSH!!
LOLROFLLR!!$3!DAT GUY LUUKSO DEDD ROFLCOPTEERX@!!
Oh what the forkin'ass pharoah. I ought--
Ta kick someone's...
ROAGARPOO!!@!#!!
OH, YOU WANNA GO?!
Ohh hooo, it's SOOOon like donkey konga on a stick
Shawammie!!
Stupid frikkin'branch...
Dear jesus! There she is!
Help meyou bastard!
It's time toget jiggy wit' it
I'll get you back..
With ultra ninjapower of doom!!
THERE SHE IS!!
Hm?The... Kingkidnapped my lover?...
HAR HARHAR!! YES!I SURE DIDSTEAL THELOVER OFBUTTLOCK!
*Sigh* You leave me no choice....
IT'SMORPHIN'TIME!!!!
WWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Now.. Shall we?....
For I am....
Mafia Butt. Clanleader of theButtocus vespers.
Be preparedyour majesty.You're day endshere.
BOSS:
100Player:
100girl:
100What's wrong?
I..... I thought you KNEW I was a man...
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.::Credits::.Programming :: Bryan(Monkokio)SinghAnimation :: JermzMusic :: Leifoaismackdemhoes@optonline.net.::Additional Credits::.Explosion animation :: Matt(TOX)FennellSong Idea :: Ranma 1/2David E.W. :: Rose DrawingGirly Voice :: HAM HAMManly Voice :: JermzLevel BGs :: Monkokio.::Special Thanks::.All the people who we ended up sneaking this to while we were working on itYOU, for giving a crap about who made thisTHANK YOU
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