血战办公室
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MANAGER
SHADY ACORNS PROFITS
[A] KEY = ATTACK / GRAB ENEMIES[S] KEY = PICK UP / THROW / OPEN[D] KEY= DESPERATION MOVEARROW KEYS = WALKDOUBLE TAP ARROW = RUNMake sure CAPS LOCK is OFF
CONCEPT BY TOM FULPWRITTEN BY ZEEBARF & TOM FULPPROGRAMMING BY TOM FULPARTWORK/ANIMATION BY ZEEBARFVOICES BY ZEEBARF, TOM FULP, DEESE, TREVOR Z & SHOKMUSIC BY LAVENDER HILL MOB
CLEAR
PRESS 'S' KEYTO PICK UP & THROW ITEMS
LEVEL UP!
Workout Vouchers + 2
XUse Training VouchersInstructionsLeave office
Use Training VouchersInstructionsLeave office
Use the arrow keys to choose, and the'a' key to select an option! Duh!
Your objective is to eliminate a large portion of the residents in this nursing home. The better you perform, the better your access level. You will receive elevator keys to new floors when you have demonstrated your ability by defeating a "boss" at door #15 of each level.Kill old people for experience points and gain levels. When you gain levels, you get workout vouchers that can be used here to improve your stats - such as strength, vitality, stamina and luck! Rooms also contain challenges to improve your stats. Some old folks will have keys to enter locked rooms. Press 'A' and I will explain your stats...
STRENGTH: This judges how much damage your enemies take when you attack them. Items also augment your hitting power.VITALITY: This is your maximum health. It determines how many hits you can take.STAMINA: The more stamina you have, the more you can attack with old people you are carrying. Your 'Desperation Move' also takes off less energy.LUCK: The more luck you have, the more likely you are to find items in the halls and get better health packages in the nurse's office!
The 'a' key attacks or picks up opponents at close range. The 's' key opens doors or picks up and throws items (also throws people). The 'd' key performs a desperation move, which drains your life! The 'q' key toggles graphics quality. There are three settings, the default is medium!Tap twice in either direction to run.Use the arrow keys and 'a' key on all menus (duh).
TIPS & HINTS:You don't have to confront everyone you meet. Glide by as far as you can before you have to do your job to advance - just like in real life!With specific items, hold down 'a' to charge the defibrulator and hold down 'a' to rapidly attack with the chainsaw! When using a gun, try to line up several enemies at once.After you beat a level, go back and check out the doors you missed! You can go all the way up to door 18 at the end of the hall! What will you find? Find out!
Congratulations! I've given you the elevator key to the next floor! Hope you're up for the challenge!
Schmuck!Keep the keys.Try not to get killed next time!
+ Strength+ Stamina + Vitality Done
Strength............Stamina.............Vitality...............
TAP 'A' RAPIDLY!!!
ANO BONUS!
NO BONUS!
STRENGTH +2
STRENGTH +2
STRENGTH +1
STRENGTH +1
STRENGTH +0
STRENGTH +0
TURTLE WINS
OLD MAN WINS
NO BET!
321VOUCHERS -1
VOUCHERS -1
VOUCHERS +1LUCK BONUS!
VOUCHERS +1LUCK BONUS!
IT'S A DRAW!
IT'S A DRAW!
NGALL YOUR BASE
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BUTTPLUG!
THE BOARD GAME
IT'S ASSTACULAR!
T H E F I N A L T A S K
PENNY
THIS IS ACRY FORHELP
SCROTUM
THE PUPPY
HEALTH + 1/4
HEALTH + 1/4
HEALTH + 1/2
HEALTH + 1/2
MAX HEALTH
MAX HEALTH
MAX HEALTH +5!
MAX HEALTH +5!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
"Let's WRESTLE!"
Alternate Keys!
STAMINA +1
STAMINA +1
Double-Tap in either direction to run extra fast!
EXP. + 10
EXP. + 10
EXP. + 50
EXP. + 50
EXP. + 100
EXP. + 100
EXP. + 200
EXP. + 200
ROCKPAPER
SCISSOR
Use the arrow keys to move cursor...Press 'A' to select Rock, Paper or Scissors!
MAX HEALTH!LUCK BONUS!
MAX HEALTH!LUCK BONUS!
LOSE HEALTH!
LOSE HEALTH!
Follow his directions with your arrow keys!
NOTHING HERE!
NOTHING HERE!
FDAPress 'S' to Quit
FASTER!
SLOWER!
Alternate Keys!
EXP. + 5%
EXP. + 5%
LUCK + 2
LUCK + 2
VITALITY + 10
VITALITY + 10
Vviagra
STAMINA + 2
STAMINA + 2
MACHINE GUN!
MACHINE GUN!
FLOOR 1
FLOOR 2
FLOOR 3
FLOOR 4
FLOOR 5
Forgetfulness
Confusion
Dimentia
SociopathicBreakdown
Hall of theLiving Dead
X = SELECT = ABORT
name:age:room number:condition:
The Smirnoff Brothers
75Senile dimentia, ArthritisNOTE* Brothers are often moody when disturbed while playing games.
1st floor, #15
Sam & Martha Bondage
96 & 69 respectively
Hyperactive imaginationsNOTE* Often enjoy being tiedto their beds
2nd floor, #15
Mr. Phil Latio
82Overactive Sex DriveNOTE* has a tendancyto grope nurses
3rd floor, #15
XXXEd from room 209
101Dependent on Iron LungNOTE* Patient formerlyresided in room 209
4th floor, #15
EFOVERHEAT
XXCONTINUES =
GAME OVER
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ARTWORK &ANIMATION BYZEEBARF
VOICES BYDEESEZEEBARFTOM FULPTREVOR ZSHOK
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NO OLD PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS GAME.
COPYRIGHT 2001
MUSIC BY:
LAVENDER HILL MOB
Ending theme by Blink182
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