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100%www.Flashplayer.comemail DimThe Super Flash BrosDouble Helix
JTHey, Tom here. Yes, my hair is a mess. I can't remember a
time when it wasn't. Anyway, I'm the older of the Super Flash
Bros, and I do the really technical stuff like making games,
preloaders and other wizzy bits that make the movie all
shiny. I'm currently studying for a masters degree in physics at
Imperial College, London, which is great since its what I'm
interested in. I'm currently working on a few full games with
various people, but they won't be out for a while, so you'll
have to wait. The only decent game of mine out on Newgrounds at the
moment is Nightmare, but I see that as really very old and
strangley coded. I've improved greatly in the last year, and
the forthcoming games are really quite special.
All bio and no play makes Dan a dull boy
Hi I'm JT. Dim told me to write a bio so here goes: I was one of the founding members of Double Helix, a company created during the production of The "Chateau" scene in "The Matrix Has You". I'm one of the writers and I like to credit myself with being a visual advisor also but Dim might have something to say about that. I also voice act many of your favourite characters from Decline 1 and 2. Such familly favorites as JT, Raiden and Canadian Tidus and Auron. I am also working on some of my own projects that you might have the pleasure of seeing in the future (I would say near future but I'm not so sure I want to get all your hopes up). I'm creating the already advertised A-Team in a Nutshell, and a little frame by frame animation I'm doing under the title of "Standing on the Edge". I'm currently a student living in Deal... in Kent... That's in England. Ok that's enough Bio I'm not writing anymore not for you not for nobody!
The Decline of Video Gaming 2.
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IRONING
THE SUPER FLASH BROS 2004
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TEAM DK
TEAM MARIO
Play as Mario and Luigi, in the world's second best team of brothers.Luigi pushes the trolley while Mario sits in the front and grabs the items. If you choose this team you'll be trying to get Mega Mushrooms.
Play as Donkey and Diddy Kong, in Team DK. Donkey Kong uses his strength to push the trolley and the more agile Diddy grabs the items. Team DK's aim is to grab the bananas off the supermarket shelves.
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CREATOR'S NOTES
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SSBM: This games winner is...
SSBM: Link!
Dim: All these video games we play...
Dim: Can't be good for our health.
Dan: Yeah you're right.
Dan: We should go outside.
isCongratulations! I, Edwardo Rastapoppilis of Gaming Ordinators National Association of Developing Systems, am writing to inform you that as a result of your many years of hard work in video- game analysis you have been selected to win this year’s Game Critic of The Year award! Not only will you receive a fabulous trophy within 7-10 working days but also, please find enclosed 3 tickets to this year’s Electronically Exaggerated Entertainment Show (e3).
Dear Dim, Dan and JT
I hope to see you there.Yours Faithfully,Edwardo Rastapoppolisof Gaming Ordinators National Association of Developing Systems
GAMING
ORDINATORS
NATIONAL
ASSOCIATION
OFDEVELOPING
SYSTEMS
GAMECRITIC
YEAR2004OFTHEe3Dear Dim, Dan and JT...
Congratulations!
I, Edwardo Rastapoppilis
of Gaming Ordinators National
Association of Developing Systems...
am writing to inform you that as a result
of your many years of hard work
in video game analysis
you have been selected to win this years...
"Game Critic of the year" award!
Not only will you receive a fabulous trophy
within seven to ten working days...
but also, please find enclosed
three tickets to this years...
Electronicaly Exggarated Entertainment show
(e3)Hope to see you there!
JTSNACKS
Yours faithfully...
Edwardo Rastapoppilis...
Association of Developing Systems
www.insertcredit.net/ff7
Dim: Wow...
Dim: Hey, waitaminute...
Dim: That spells go-
JT: Will you guys shut up!?
JT: I'm trying to watch TV!
AND NOW...
TORNADOS
*wind sounds*
*smack*
"argh...my groin!"
JT: Ahahahahahahaha!
JT: uhh...what?
JT: What'd I miss?
Dan: we got free tickets....to e3
JT: Cool we'll get going.
JT: right after this...
*boing*
"Argh! my groin!"
"...again"
JT: Ahahahahahahaha!!!
AIRPORT 05:00
GAMER
ELITE
1UPR.P.D
S.T.A.R.S
Dim: Da-an, JT won't keep still
SLEEPING
ON THE
PLANE
FOR DUMMIES
R.U SLEEPINN
Dan: I'll see what I can do...
AIRI LIKE THE WAY I DRESS
HOSTESS
Dan: Hi there...um, could you get my
Dan: friend a packet of crayons
Dan: or something?
Air Hostess: Of course sir
CRAYONS
AIRLINE STANDARD
Yay! a green one!
Dim: I wonder what the in-flight movie is...
MYGIBTAFKRHUSBAND
Oh God no!!
Eject! Eject!
THROUGH
AN ENTIRE
I.M. Layzey
SCENE
Dude, there is no eject button...
I'LL SHOW YOU!
AAAAAAAGH!
Jeez, won't he be hurt?
I'm good at ActionScript!
THEY DIDN'T
GIVE ME
ANY LINES
so I've gone to sleep instead
PAUSE
SUBTITLES
ONOFFNo, its fine.
We haven't even taken off yet...
andENTRANCE
N-GAGE
NOKIA
NIGHTMARE 2
Whats that you're doing Dim?
PAUSED
Ah...
I just bought this new game for my N-gage
Did you say "bought"?
Oh...
Obviously I meant downloaded
Whats an N-Gage?
Oh its this cool handheld console
I found on special offer
It looks like a phone that
...swallowed a GameBoy!
INCOMING
CALLyou mean you can use it as a phone?
*phone ringing*
...Hello?
You mean you actually
bought an N-Gage?
Hey Dave, this guy bought an N-gage!
No way!
Yeah!
He actually did!
I don't beleive it!
What a loser...
Fag...
Our plan is finally falling
into place...
soon, those three will...
...meet their doom!
I've arranged to send a
deadly Ninja...to see to it
That they don't leave alive...
I'm a level 60 Black Mage...
It should be easy for me to
defeat those meddling fools.
They won't get past...
..my evil T-virus zombies!
Those three have made fun of
our games for the LAST time...
..eh?
wha....
why does it always do that?
What?
Watch, watch
*Evil Laughter*
See?here's your problem...
EVIL EDITION
What are they playing?
Onimusha Blade Warriors
hmm...
isn't that just like...
Super Smash Bros?
No its completely different.
This games winner is...
Samonosuke
NAMCO
you're just in time
to try the new Time Crisis game
JT'll handle this one.
pwnage
"ACTION!"
Thats amazing...
he hit every single target...
whats more amazing is that
the gun is smoking!
isn't it supposed to be electronic?
Aaah!
I have failed in my search
for truth...
and justice!
I shall return to the Garden of Honour
and pray to my ancestors
for forgiveness!
QUALITY LOCKED FOR THIS SCENE
METAL GEAR SOLID 3
TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION
?THIS WAY TO THE
AREAFINAL FANTASY X FINALLY RELEASED IN CANADA FOR 20004
Oh look...FFX made it to Canada
john&richie rock!
Perfect Kirby 4
yeah you'd be suprised...
translation takes a really long time
these days
FINAL
FANTASY
XTidus: Auron!
Tidus: What are you doing here buddy?
Auron: Tidus...hey relax guy!
Auron: I've been waiting for you buddy!
Tidus: What are you talking aboot?
Auron: Hey Tidus...
Auron: I just farted
Tidus: What? just now?
Auron: Yes...
Auron: While Sin was attacking!
Both: Ahahahahaha!
Head of Square Enix
2344/2344
HPMP675/675
NAMEHP/MP
ATB BAR
Attack
Magic
Summon
ItemSultara
Sultana
Thunder
Thundara
Thundaga
SultFlare
Tom: OhmyGodI'monfire
Square Enix: Crappy ATB system...
FINAL FANTASY XI
ONLINE
JT: Ooh! Final Fantasy Online!
Dan: looks pretty good!
Gamer: Whoa...no
Gamer: you...
SNAKE
SHAKE
'O'Gamer: you don't wanna play that...
Other Gamer: Yeah, seriously!
Other Gamer: Avoid that game...
Other Gamer: Its dangerous!
JimKyleParty
Party
267354Kyle found a ladybird
It was Level:99
Kyle03540Kyle was horribly mauled by the Ladybird
Jim arrived at the store
Square Enix: Are you Jim?
Square Enix: heh, good.
Square Enix: I'm afraid you've uh...
madeSquare Enix: missed a payment...
Square Enix: on your Phoenix Down...
Square Enix: I'll have to repossess...
Square Enix: your computer!
3 times...
Dimsoft
SQUARE ENIX
Jim: But its an online game!
Square Enix: You didn't read the fine print!
ONLINE
SECTION
JT: Ooh! look!
JT: Capcom's online section!
RESIDENT EVIL
ONLINE
PLAYSTATION 2
XBOXGAMECUBE
GAMEBOY ADVANCE
PCPSONE
THE MASTER OF GAMES SINCE 1993
2DEAD BY DAWN
THIS GAME DOESN'T EXIST
2NIGHTMARE
Dim: Hmm...lets see if we can find the new
Dim: "Resi Outbreak"
Dan: Ugh...its full of advertising...
Dan: they try to sell you something
Dan: at every loading screen!
CONGRATULATIONS!
isn't
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IN RETURN...
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Chris: Thats up until I discovered...
Chris: Zomb-eze
Chris: Just one spray keeps the zombies
Chris: Away for hours!
how to avoid
Spanish Zombie
how to steal jokes from John and RIchie
and then realise they make no sense
in the context of your own movie
Another Day
the novelisation
I hardly ever get to do gore
its not fair
THE FATTEST BOOK
A THIN BROWN BOOK
Adam William Vian
A Book
Heh..
he-help me!
look at me I'm dying here!
Those are some pretty bad
bloodstains on your shirt...
Been mauled by a zombie dog recently?
Your best shirt ruined?
The boss coming round to dinner?
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With new...
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Hey guys...
Did any of you work out what...
Gaming Ordinators National
Association of Developing Systems
Shorterns to?
Yeah I think so.
bing-bong"
This is an e3 announcement
a representative from Nintendo...
is about to announce the new handheld console
I am proud to announce...
The Nintendo DS!
Isn't it just an SP with an extra screen?
Thats where you're wrong!
NINTENDO DS
MULTIPLE SCREENS
OMFGPLUSLOADS OF EXTRA FEATURES
ANDALL-NEW
VOICE RECOGNITION
SYSTEM
Man: That sure was a hard day at the office!
Man: Wheres my little DS...
Man: Where is he?
NINTENDO DS
NINTENDO DS
Any...questions?
Yes...I have a question...
Do you recall the racoon suit
In the Mario games?
and...and how it tended to make him fly?
I...I always figured it would...
give him the power to
raid through dustbins...
What do you think?
What on Earth are you up to?
Aaaaaagggghhhhhh!
*pain*
I suppose we should
get going home soon...
ooh, wait, look!
the new Spider-Man game
hehe...if Spider-Man can do whatever
a spider can...
does that mean he has trouble
getting out of the bath?
"I'll just get out of this now..."
"Argh!"
"Damn slippy sides!"
and...what about his natural
fear of newspapers?
Ok Parker...
I want this on my desk by Mon-
Aah don't hit me!
riaLlvE54321GSquare Enix: You won't be going
Square Enix: Any further!
Capcom: Wait...
Capcom: Wasn't there supposed to be...
metal carrying uppy downy whoosh box
Capcom: a 'Deadly Ninja' to kill them?
NOVELTY
ASSASSINS
FOR HIRE
L.A. AREA
Konami: I don't understand I...
Konami: found the number in directory...
MGS CYBORG NINJA
CHEAP AND EFFICIENT!
0700 02373409384
The famous Ninja from the MGS games will slice up your opponents for a minimal charge!Red costume optional.
GrayFox@Ninjasforhire.com
TEL:EMAIL:
IRVINE KINEAS
SCREWS UP UNDER PRESSURE
0700 30943248095
Trained by the King's bastard brother Chade, Fitz is a skilled assassin.
Konami: then I dialled the number...
Konami: just like you said...
Capcom: Uhh...
Capcom: you're dialling a banana.
Konami: Uh?
Dim: Psh...
Dim: these guys are completely useless
Square Enix: I don't understand...
Square Enix: are our games
Square Enix: really that bad?
Dim: Yeah they are...
Dim: We'd have more fun...
Dim: Watching grass grow...
GROW-GROW
Dan: Come on grass, grow!
JT: Grow! Grow! Grow!
Dan: Hey dude look over there...
Dan: Its Soul Calibur 3!
Dan: c'mon! grow! grow!
Dan: grow like you mean it!
*violence*
THEDECLINE
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GAMING
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SKIP CREDITS
DIMASHIMSELF
DANASHIMSELF
JTHIMSELF
Egoraptor
imanoKfdeHandHead of
Square Enix
Capcom
ANDShigeru
Miyamoto
thats a lot of parts...
James Dawson-Murray
ASEDWARDO
RASTAPOPPILIS
ANDGUY IN CROWD
TOMJIMHIMSELF
ANDREW
KYLESOPHIE
AIRASHOSTESS
Resi Guy - TomAdvertisement announcer - DanRebecca Chambers - JoanimeChris Redfield - JTZombies + Crows - JT, Dan and DimSpiderMan/Parker - Joseph BlanchetteShopkeeper - Joseph BlanchetteJJ - James Dawson-MurraySSBM/Onimusha announcer - Bill GCanadian Tidus/Auron - JTNamco guy - RubberNinjaWorlds Funniest Tornadoes announcer - DimMy Big Fat Greek Wedding announcer - DimNgage Caller - DimDave (caller’s friend) - DimE3 announcement - Dim
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ProductionWriters - Dim, Dan and JTArt and animation - DimActionScript - TomCreators Notes - DimSoundHead of Sound Effects - EllFF sound effects - AzragOther sound effects from various Internet librariesHome made sound effects - Dim and TomMusicMaroon 5 - Harder to breatheRammstein - Mein Herz BrenntKung Pow! Enter the Fist (provided by JT)South ParkMetal Gear Solid 3 (provided by Peter)FFVIII - Reg BattleSuper Smash Bros Melee…Despair - Justin R DurbanOther music from soundcard Sound edited with GoldWave
ProductionWriters - Dim, Dan and JTArt and animation - DimActionScript - TomAuthors Comments - DimSoundHead of Sound Effects - EllFF sound effects - AzragOther sound effects from various Internet librariesHome made sound effects - Dim and TomMusicRammstein - Mein Herz BrenntKung Pow! Enter the Fist (provided by JT)South ParkMetal Gear Solid 3 (provided by Peter)FFVIII - Reg BattleSuper Smash Bros Melee…Despair - Justin R DurbanOther music from soundcard Sound edited with GoldWave
Dim - DimJT - JTDan - DanTom - TomHead of Square Enix - EgoraptorHead of Capcom - EgoraptorHead of Konami - EgoraptorShigeru Miyamoto - EgoraptorGuy in crowd - James Dawson-MurrayEdwardo Rastapoppilis - James Dawson-MurrayKyle - SteveJim - TimpsonResi Guy - TimpsonAdvertisement announcer - DanRebecca Chambers - JoanimeChris Redfield - JTZombies + Crows - JT, Dan and DimSpiderMan/Parker - Joseph BlanchetteShopkeeper - Joseph BlanchetteJJ - James Dawson-MurraySSBM/Onimusha announcer - Bill GCanadian Tidus/Auron - JTNamco guy - RubberNinjaAir Hostess - SophieWorlds Funniest Tornadoes announcer - DimMy Big Fat Greek Wedding announcer - DimNgage Caller - DimDave (caller’s friend) - DimE3 announcement - DimProductionWriters - Dim, Dan and JTArt and animation - DimActionScript - TomAuthors Comments - DimSoundHead of Sound Effects - EllFF sound effects - AzragOther sound effects from various Internet librariesHome made sound effects - Dim and TomMusicRammstein - Mein Herz BrenntKung Pow! Enter the Fist (provided by JT)South ParkMetal Gear Solid 3 (provided by Peter)FFVIII - Reg BattleSuper Smash Bros Melee…Despair - Justin R DurbanOther music from soundcard Sound edited with GoldWaveCameosRandy Solem - VideoGameDirectorsCuts (the t-shirt)Andrew’s www.Hypermuse.netJohn and Richie’s PK 4 posterKrangZinnig Studios Super Mario Reloaded posterMetal Maverick’s Gamer Elite - the game posterEques_Ardor’s Jim the Batman Substitute posterRubberNinja - as himself, in a few of the scenesGerkinman - as himself, in the planeAlexLabbe - as himself, after the MGS3 scene
Special ThanksT0MMY and his brother - for support and inspirationRubberNinja - for letting me provide opinions on Van Helthing and for being helpful and friendly throughout production.Joanime - for being supportive and friendly!Gerkinman - same sorts of reasons, generally being another Flash animator to talk to!Jobie - because there is no way I’m not putting her here. ^.^All my friends -for support in all areas during production, and for putting up with my mild obsession.Paul Ter Voorde - for helping me get some sprites…I’m such a n00bTom and Wade Fulp, and all the NG staff - for having such a great site and providing us with our Internet home.Trey Parker and Matt Stone - for providing us with endless laughsRobin Hobb - I would have gone insane without that. Really.Ego, Murray, and everyone who helped with voices!Google Image search. I worship it.The Video Game Industry - without games there’d be no Decline.GamesMaster and NOM UK magazines - for current information and amusementCtrl-Alt-Del - for being really funnyMega Tokyo - for being Uber AwesomeI’d also like to thank sugar…and sleep…and music! Iron Maiden forever (quite literally…)All our fans, for all their GREAT support! Thanks to everyone who emailed us, we appreciate every single effort taken. We also love reading every review! Thanks guys, you lot are the reason we made this!
CameosRandy Solem - VideoGameDirectorsCuts (the t-shirt)Andrew’s www.Hypermuse.netJohn and Richie’s PK 4 posterKrangZinnig Studios Super Mario Reloaded posterMetal Maverick’s Gamer Elite - the game posterEques_Ardor’s Jim the Batman Substitute posterRubberNinja - as himself, in a few of the scenesGerkinman - as himself, in the planeAlexLabbe - as himself, after the MGS3 sceneLegendaryFrog - Jak 6 Poster in FFXI Shop
Special ThanksT0MMY and his brother - for support and inspirationRubberNinja - for letting me provide opinions on Van Helthing and for being helpful and friendly throughout production.Joanime - for being supportive and friendly!Gerkinman - same sorts of reasons, generally being another Flash animator to talk to!Jobie - because there is no way I’m not putting her here. ^.^All my friends -for support in all areas during production, and for putting up with my mild obsession.Paul Ter Voorde - for helping me get some sprites…I’m such a n00bTom and Wade Fulp, and all the NG staff - for having such a great site and providing us with our Internet home.Trey Parker and Matt Stone - for providing us with endless laughsRobin Hobb - I would have gone insane without that. Really.Ego, Murray, and everyone who helped with voices!Google Image search. I worship it.The Video Game Industry - without games there’d be no Decline.GamesMaster and NOM UK magazines - for current information and amusementCtrl-Alt-Del - for being really funnyMega Tokyo - for being Uber AwesomeI’d also like to thank sugar…and sleep…and music! Iron Maiden forever (quite literally…)All our fans, for all their GREAT support! Thanks to everyone who emailed us, we appreciate every single effort taken. We also love reading every review! Thanks guys, you lot are the reason we made this!
ITS NOT OVER YET!
NOTE : WE ARE ENGLISH - WE'RE MAKING FUN OF OURSELVES.
JT: So old chap...
JT: Won any wars recently?
Dan: One shot down at least
Dan: 17 Gerries in one's Spitfire
Dan: Only yesterday!
I'M SO INCREDIBLY ENGLISH
Dim: Chocs away old chap!
Sophie: Bravo!
Sophie: We should eat some scones
Sophie: before visiting Wimbledon
Dan: Ah...
Dan: One suspects it will be ruined
Dan: By rain again...
Dim: Blasted Ruffians!
JT: Too bloody right!
Sophie: What what?
Tom: And we're all...
Tom: very, very drunk.
NEBIRSATOEULIDDim: Um...
Dim: Actually this is Ribena...
Tom: Bah!
Tom: Good old Winchester...
Timpson: And thats the end
Timpson: of that story.
Timpson: now get the f***
Timpson: out of my house.
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