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NGBLOODSHEDIN THEBIG HOUSE THAT BLEW
This big brown bastard and his goons have set up fort in their big blue house, and are terrorizing the children who came to visit.The children are expendable. Take out the bear.
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orPico is experienced at handling hostage situations. He has a gun, he's pissed, and he's ready to shoot anything that moves.You will guide Pico through the house and take down the bear.
"Bary" - Grossly Obese. Has one immobile arm (right one), similar to Bob Dole's hand. (and other parts of Mr. Dole I do not wish to discuss) Forces the other residents to labor to his benefit. (see any of the "Clean up the House" sequences throughout the series) Suspected child molester, in relation to his daughter(?) "Ojo." Has delusions of being able to talk to the moon. Sings poorly and loudly. Has issues involving sniffing people.
"Hoe-Joe" - Daughter(?) of "Bary", has issues with determining real vs. fantasy. Has injured herself during one particular delusion, when she jumped from her bed thinking that she could fly. Growth is stunted. Possible victim of molestation by "Bary." I believe her issues are related to her fractured family, namely the separation of her parents, as evidenced by the absence of her mother.
"Piss" and "Poop" - Homosexual otters. Both purple in color, both male, and frequently "hug" on camera in a style that resembles a grope more than a friendly hug. Co-dependent. Mildy delusional, but only when influenced by other members of the house. Listen to loud rap music. Wanna-be DJ's. (see episode "dancing the day away")
"Titty" the mouse - Suffers from chronic anxiety attacks.(see episode "Big little Visitor") Stutters. Mildly retarded, as evidenced by his inability to catch on to simple ideas. Takes credit for others ideas in order to cover his inability to think for himself. Does not respect theideas of others when they don't align perfectly with his own views.(see episode "Magic in the Kitchen").
"Titty" (cont.) - Has an apparent slight speech impediment that causes him to constantly talk overly loud and repeat things two or three times. Lives in the kitchen spreading disease and pestilence. Occasionally squats in "Bary's" coffee mug. (see episode "Dancing the Day Away"... he was not caught in the act, but we know what was going on.)
"Creepo" the lemur(?) - Severe speech impediment. Retarded to the point of not being able to recognize himself in a mirror without assistance. (see episode "Wagon of a Different Color") Plays with a pet rock named "Kid-Rock." Has a red nose, possibly from chronic cocaine use.
Apparently, my television DOES have a "brightness" control, but it only makes the screen lighter, and does nothing for the mental abilities of the characters on it.
Bary is currently on the front porch, shooting children and exposing his genitalia to the press. He is armed with a shotgun, and we believe he is injecting himself with adrenaline to enhance his physical ability.
You will need to take cover in the bushes. When the bear is busy reloading his shotgun or trying to find a better place to stand, you will take this opportunity to come out and attack. When you are behind the bushes, Bary can't hit you and you can't hit Bary.
When Bary is hurt, he will no doubt take shelter in his house. We believe he will seek refuge in the kitchen. Be extremely cautious. Creative measures may be necessary to defeat him. Look for items in the room that can be used against him.
Finally, watch out for his goons. They are a sneaky bunch! Good luck!
100GOT 'EM!
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DENWALK TO THE RIGHT!
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