Ooops! It seems the President has had a little accident! While flying over the Iraq desert, King George II seems to have fallen out of Air Force One!Hey... I got a crazy friggin' idea! Let's grab a tank and show "our" President what we think of his little war!
Note: this might be satire... And this game ISN'T meant to promote the Actual killing of anybody. violence in real life is for retards... you know who you are...
ARROW KEYS: DRIVE TANK/MOVE TURRETA KEY: SHOOT
SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN TURN GEORGE INTO BAKED ZITTI! EVERY KILL GIVES YOU A TIME EXTENSION! Since "shock and Awe" is the name of the game here folks, the more creative the kill the bigger the time extension!Occasionally a military chopper will try to rescue the hapless fool. Shoot it down! This counts for 2 extra kill points! if it succeeds in saving him however, you'll lose time! ok soldier, "operation: texas toast" begins now!
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