Good morning, class!
Today I am going to teach you about apples, and bananas!
Apples are a red fruit. They are very tasty.
Who here has eatenan apple?
That's great, Pico!
Has anyone here ever eaten a banana?
Enough of this crap!
I've been listening to goth music all my life...
It never said anything about apples!
The American education system is bullshit!
Rip the system!
End facism!
KEIN MEHRHEIT F躌 DIE MITLEID!
BeRzErKeR!
Your computer is unable to process the immense amounts of blood flying around the screen at this time.The genocide will be over in just a moment.Thank you.
The remainding soundtrack is by HIVE...I pray that he doesn't mind.
PICO'S SCHOOL
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HEALTH:
SCHOOL MAP
SEMI-AUTO MODE!Point and click to fire gun!
CINEMA MODE.Get ready for action!
MEDICINALHERB!
INVENTORY - CLICK ICON TO USE ITEM
TAKE THE GUN
GOT IT!
What an asshole!
Something from inside is blocking this door!
I'll have to try coming in from the hallway!
The exit is locked up during school hours!
It keeps kids from getting out.
They're just lucky Darnell never started a fire in here.
The door is locked!
I must need a teacher's key to get in.
I wonder if my dead teacher has one?
I better go check.
EASTEASTSOUTH
SOUTH
You sure are a nosey bastard, Pico.
Have you ever met Alucard?
You're always too busy being popular.
He has interesting telekinetic powers.
Observe!
ALUCARD'S HEALTH:
?Please leave me alone!
Here, take my school key. Now go away!
TAKE KEY
GOT IT!
Stop harassing me!
I can sue you for harassment, ya know!
I have nothing more to say without my lawyer present.
WESTWESTNORTH
NORTH
!FIRETAKE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
DO NOT ENTER
JANITOR'SCLOSET
2XTHEFUN!
CHICKS W/ DICKS
"I only have 5 years to live!"
DARNELL FORPRESIDENT!
Hey Pico, it looks like Casandra has a crush on you!
Otherwise, you'd be dead right now!
It's a shame I don't share Casandra's sentiments.
Please spare me!
Go eat dick.
Any last requests?
HCESOWithout a survivor, the press won't have anyone to exploit!
I will go on TV, and help sensationalize this tragic event.
You may have a point. I will have to ask the others.
In the meantime, get the fuck out of my face!
Go eat dick, Cyclops.
No one is impressed by your teen angst.
!I seem to remember you being a big Pearl Jam fan.
But then you were runnin' with the G-Squad for a while.
Now you're a punk. What the fuck? Pick a trend & stick with it.
At least I never liked that techno-shit you listen to.
Get outta my face, PRICK-O!
Fuck me with a 10 foot pole! I can't believe it!
Please, Pico! Don't kill me! I was just kidding around!
I was told to just scare you! I wasn't going to kill you!
Run home to mommy.
Say your prayers.
Let me go and I'll never bother you again! I promise!
Say your prayers!
You're gonna be so full of lead, you'll have to use your dick as a pencil!
All I gotta do is pull this trigger right here!
Run home to your mommy, before I change my mind.
BRUTAL!
BRUTAL!
RESTROOMS
!A LOT
SKOOL SUKS
Oh god! The blood! The violence! The tension!
I don't want to live through another minute of this!
Please end my life, and spare me this anxiety!
TEACHERSLOUNGE
FUCK.
Last Checkpoint
CONTINUE
NEWGROUNDS
BACK TO PICO
PLAY AGAIN
YOU SURE LIKE SHIT!
DIE!GET A LIFE.
Excuse me, willyou please shut the door?!
Come 'on dick, shut the fucking door.
You like this? Watching me shit? Turns you on?
If you like it so much, why don't you have some!
God... You are one sick fuck.
I bet you liked that?
I bet you want more!
This blade canturn your dick into a coctail weiner.
Only a true ninja can master such a weapon.
I hope you are ready to die.
You will not be able to kill what you cannot see.
A true ninja can fight without his sense of sight.
Having night vision goggles helps, too.
HANZOU'S HEALTH:
TAKE THEGOGGLES
GOT 'EM!
FLAMMABLE
Not bad, Prico.
You are already too late, however. The time of the punk rock/goth gestapo has come!
Wish you were part of it? You could have been a nonconformist just like the rest of us!
But no - you had to express your individuality in forms other than your clothing.
We are tired of people picking on us for the way we dress. Vengeance is ours!
Society sucks, but you don't have to kill your classmates to stand out.
Try making the music instead of just listening to it.
Better yet, make a crazy website that lets you kill pop-icons.
It doesn't matter anyway. You have failed the test of life, and I will take you all on if I must!
You think I need these fucks to help me kill you?!
To be honest, I don't give a shit about any of this society crap.
I have other plans for this world.
CASANDRA'S HEALTH:
Six Months Later
Great news, Pico!
We've found new students to replace the dead ones!
Isn't that great?
We're bussing in students from the ghetto!
Now they'll finally get the opportunity they deserve!
Say hello to your new classmates!
THE END.
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featuring music by HIVE
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