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电刑人小游戏
The accused has been found
guilty of the following counts:
Count #1:
Shooting a individual 54 times in the
ass.
Accused explanation:
-"I was having flashbacks from the war."
Count #2:
Eating all the Valentine's candy then
taking a big ol'dump in the individuals
toilet.
Accused explanation:
-"I did them a favor. That candy was bad
man, some bad stuff, that shit will mess
you up!"
Count #3:
Stealing Valentine jewelry and sticking
it down his shorts.
Acused explanation:
-"I was polishing it for them, I polish
the family jewels all the time"
Count #4:
Exposing himself in public, and
performing unspeakable acts upon
himself.
Accused explanation:
-"If you can't love yourself, how are
you going to be able to love others"
Count #5:
Sending X-rated photos of himself to his
Valentine clients
Accused explanation:
-"That was a mix up. Those were
supposed to go to my webmaster to post
on my site"
The guilty party is now ready
for his punishment...