价值1000w的冒险之路
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SkipSkiplioybaTarquin Ramirez
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
i know your up there
ive come to collect
if u dont got the money, dont gamble. The swedish saveloy wants their $1000 now
if u dont got the money, dont gamble. The swedish saveloy wants their $1000 now
....i can wait here aaallll day...
crap! i cant let em know im home.i gotta get the hell outta here and find $1000 quick!
crap! i cant let em know im home.i gotta get the hell outta here and find $1000 quick!
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that better be
alcohol your making
me stand in
that better be
alcohol your making
me stand in
someone has vomited up my wall
someone has vomited up my wall
that doesnt achieveanything
that doesnt achieveanything
i cant open it, i can see the key in the lock facing the other way
i cant open it, i can see the key in the lock facing the other way
that 'cracks'me up! *cough*
that 'cracks'me up! *cough*
Inventory
Inventory
A Spiderman colouring in book! For years 4 and over. See kids, there are more constructive things to do in your 'spare time'.
A Spiderman colouring in book! For years 4 and over. See kids, there are more constructive things to do in your 'spare time'.
A Straw! nothing more, nothing less
A Straw! nothing more, nothing less
A dart, one of the cheap plastic free ones that came with the set. Short and blunt, a bit like me.
A dart, one of the cheap plastic free ones that came with the set. Short and blunt, a bit like me.
My neighbours door key.
My neighbours door key.
Some handcuffs. Im not so sure i should be holding these, i dread to think what goes on in that room.
Some handcuffs. Im not so sure i should be holding these, i dread to think what goes on in that room.
A whip, made from leather, this thing is pretty damn strong.
A whip, made from leather, this thing is pretty damn strong.
Baby oil, this stuff is so slippery i can barely keep hold of it. Excellent for lubrication
Baby oil, this stuff is so slippery i can barely keep hold of it. Excellent for lubrication
Hmmmm Tarquin Ramirez, looks like a business card, it has all my neighbours contact details on it. Looks like hes a delivery man or something
Hmmmm Tarquin Ramirez, looks like a business card, it has all my neighbours contact details on it. Looks like hes a delivery man or something
A flower, looks pretty much dead.
A flower, looks pretty much dead.
Yes its a bottle, yes its green and yes it is empty.
Yes its a bottle, yes its green and yes it is empty.
Its an umbrella! well minus the material that actually stops you from getting wet. So i guess its actually just a stick. But it has a bend in it!
Its an umbrella! well minus the material that actually stops you from getting wet. So i guess its actually just a stick. But it has a bend in it!
Antihistamine extra high dosage.
Antihistamine extra high dosage.
Your cash total is:
Your cash total is:
$10A hyperactive cat thats been knocked unconscious by antihistemine tablets.
A hyperactive cat thats been knocked unconscious by antihistemine tablets.
An empty can of beer. Just what I always wanted!
An empty can of beer. Just what I always wanted!
A good old fashioned crowbar. Great for opening doors that dont belong to you,
A good old fashioned crowbar. Great for opening doors that dont belong to you,
A pair of scissors. I never understood why its a pair. So half would be a scissor? yes i have alot of free time.
A pair of scissors. I never understood why its a pair. So half would be a scissor? yes i have alot of free time.
Your cash total is:
Your cash total is:
$750You have just stolen a police cars hub cap. How stupid, how very very stupid
You have just stolen a police cars hub cap. How stupid, how very very stupid
A pair of batteries
A pair of batteries
Welding mask and torch. My life is now complete, this is just what i always wanted. Not at all random!
Welding mask and torch. My life is now complete, this is just what i always wanted. Not at all random!
Your cash total is:
Your cash total is:
$370speech
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EXITEXITgood one, im reallygoing to go down there
good one, im reallygoing to go down there
its Locked.
Its locked.
it quite clearly says fizza... nothing more
it quite clearly says fizza... nothing more
its out of order,the electrician is due anytime today
its out of order,the electrician is due anytime today
this window sure is stuck,if only i had some grease
this window sure is stuck,if only i had some grease
win loose or straw!AHAHAH HA HA HA NO!
win loose or straw!AHAHAH HA HA HA NO!
its a plastic toy
its a plastic toy
yes, its a sofa, what do you want me to do, pick it up?
yes, its a sofa, what do you want me to do, pick it up?
i need something to force this remote open
i need something to force this remote open
i am so disturbed
i am so disturbed
hande hoch! police
hande hoch! police
its empty.
its empty.
Its a photograph,seems its not just thecolour scheme thats camp.
Its a photograph,seems its not just thecolour scheme thats camp.
i cant reach that
i cant reach that
and its noteven a weekend!
and its noteven a weekend!
i cant jumpthat far
i cant jumpthat far
*splurt* a the wa6 of them! *cough*
*splurt* a the wa6 of them! *cough*
*dribble* cuvad injam *burp*
*dribble* cuvad injam *burp*
my my, a pelican stick
my my, a pelican stick
i couldnt believemy eyes
i couldnt believemy eyes
so i *burp* so i sssay
so i *burp* so i sssay
the croations arecoming
the croations arecoming
hes to sober, he will realise if i take his crowbar
hes to sober, he will realise if i take his crowbar
theres nothing butgarbage here
theres nothing butgarbage here
just an empty box
just an empty box
*Slobber*
GET ORF YA BLEEDIN'
bag'o'shite
*Slobber*
GET ORF YA BLEEDIN'
bag'o'shite
sminky pinky bang bang!a show over at the swedish saveloy
sminky pinky bang bang!a show over at the swedish saveloy
a note from the electrician.nothing interresting
a note from the electrician.nothing interresting
yeah its not the most family orientated place
yeah its not the most family orientated place
that doesnt work
that doesnt work
thats my satelite dish,id rather leave it alone
thats my satelite dish,id rather leave it alone
nothing but buildings
nothing but buildings
i dont need orwant garbage
i dont need orwant garbage
its broken,and i dont want it
its broken,and i dont want it
i best not get any closer.i dont need a new asshole
i best not get any closer.i dont need a new asshole
and i need to usethis because....?
and i need to usethis because....?
my home seems to havecome un-glued
my home seems to havecome un-glued
it actually sayscorn.
it actually sayscorn.
$10$10Wall's
Saveloy
CRUNCH
CLOSED
jeez look at these prices,this guy must be loaded.
jeez look at these prices,this guy must be loaded.
seems to be closed
seems to be closed
that is a rock
that is a rock
Wall's
it will take more thanthat to open it
it will take more thanthat to open it
wow, grass!
wow, grass!
looks like the power suply
looks like the power suply
i dont need that
i dont need that
nothing but treesand mountains
nothing but treesand mountains
by law we are not allowed to show you the techniques used for breaking and entering of this liscenced vehicle.
Wall's
theres no time for ice cream
theres no time for ice cream
its locked shut
its locked shut
WOHOOOO!
WOHOOOO!
Exitmissile
cant you read?
cant you read?
99pCafe Qaida
Dave Is the KING
Cafe Qaida
Dave Is the KING
i need to get moneynot spend it
i need to get moneynot spend it
back back back!staff only
back back back!staff only
*ahem*
*ahem*
what seems to be your boggle?
what seems to be your boggle?
what seems to be your boggle?
why are you so upset?
why are you so upset?
what seems to be your boggle?
OH NO! someone has stolen your socks! call the police
OH NO! someone has stolen your socks! call the police
what seems to be your boggle?
i dont like cry babies, later
i dont like cry babies, later
what seems to be your boggle?
what seems to beyour boggle?
what seems to beyour boggle?
my boggle?
my boggle?
how much do youweigh?
how much do youweigh?
and the top 3 places
get a cash prize
and the top 3 places
get a cash prize
really? how much?
really? how much?
1st place gets $1500...
1st place gets $1500...
..2nd place $1000..
..2nd place $1000..
...and finally 3rd place gets $750.
All prizes are cash in hand.
...and finally 3rd place gets $750.
All prizes are cash in hand.
why are you crying?
why are you crying?
*sniff* *sniff*
*sniff* *sniff*
i got a new suicide jacketand i cant get it to work..
i got a new suicide jacketand i cant get it to work..
..and nobody will help me
..and nobody will help me
riiiiight... toys these days,never come with batteries
riiiiight... toys these days,never come with batteries
someone has stolen yoursocks! call the police!!
someone has stolen yoursocks! call the police!!
leave me alone*sniff*
leave me alone*sniff*
i dont talk tocry babies, later
i dont talk tocry babies, later
spiderman doesnt cry
spiderman doesnt cry
spider man doesnt cry
have you ever though about giving me all your money
have you ever though about giving me all your money
have you ever though about giving me all your money
spiderman doesnt cry
spiderman doesnt cry
spiderman isnt asuicide bomber, a failuresuicide bomber *sniff*
spiderman isnt asuicide bomber, a failuresuicide bomber *sniff*
errr..
errr..
can i have all yourmoney?
can i have all yourmoney?
please?
please?
*sniff* what? no, leave mealone you bully
*sniff* what? no, leave mealone you bully
bonjour!
bonjour!
yes yeshow can i help?
yes yeshow can i help?
what can i get to eat here?
what can i get to eat here?
what can i get to eat here?
where can get some cash?
where can get some cash?
what can i get to eat here?
what is this place
what is this place
what can i get to eat here?
your beard offends me, im out of here
your beard offends me, im out of here
what can i get to eat here?
what can i get to eat here?
what can i get to eat here?
well let me see..
well let me see..
we are pretty muchout of everything
we are pretty muchout of everything
apart from dogmeat or ice cream
apart from dogmeat or ice cream
riiiiight...what about your friends? ...oh wait a minute
riiiiight...what about your friends? ...oh wait a minute
where can i get some cash?
where can i get some cash?
the bank? ahahaha
the bank? ahahaha
nobnobwell, there is a dancecompetition in town, overat the school
well, there is a dancecompetition in town, overat the school
top prize of $1500
top prize of $1500
what is this place anyway?
what is this place anyway?
well it was going tobe a huge attraction...
well it was going tobe a huge attraction...
..but some say, the gamedesigner couldnt be f**ked
..but some say, the gamedesigner couldnt be f**ked
so its just a cafe.
so its just a cafe.
nice beard, im off
nice beard, im off
im alergic to dogmeat
im alergic to dogmeat
im alergic to dogmeat
gimme some of your finest ice cream
gimme some of your finest ice cream
im alergic to dogmeat
no wonder this place is packed
no wonder this place is packed
im alergic to dogmeat
im alergic to dogmeat..
im alergic to dogmeat..
and anything else that will seriously damage my health
and anything else that will seriously damage my health
*cough* FREAK *cough*
*cough* FREAK *cough*
*cough* capitalistamericanpig dog *cough*
*cough* capitalistamericanpig dog *cough*
icccce creEEAAAAAM!
icccce creEEAAAAAM!
.....
.....
err i mean, mayi have some ice cream?
err i mean, mayi have some ice cream?
well, technically no
well, technically no
.....
dont copy me..
dont copy me..
we are actually out of stock
we are actually out of stock
so u lied...
so u lied...
wellll...... yes.
wellll...... yes.
no wonder this place is packed
no wonder this place is packed
thanks! im gonna go test it.
Here, take my welding kit,
i have no arms anyway.
thanks! im gonna go test it.
Here, take my welding kit,
i have no arms anyway.
Devastation Dave
OPENdance
competition
$10 entry
you cant enteruntil you pay
you cant enteruntil you pay
thankyou. just go straight through to the sports hall.
thankyou. just go straight through to the sports hall.
excuse me.
excuse me.
yeS?yes?i would like to know about the dance competition
i would like to know about the dance competition
i would like to know about the dance competition
where do i sign up?
where do i sign up?
i would like to know about the dance competition
gimme all your money! im a bo shank criminal
gimme all your money! im a bo shank criminal
i would like to know about the dance competition
errr nevermind, bye.
errr nevermind, bye.
i would like to know about the dance competition
i would like to know aboutthe dance competition
i would like to know aboutthe dance competition
its a competition....
its a competition....
...where u get to dance
...where u get to dance
and the top 3 placesget a cash prize
and the top 3 placesget a cash prize
really? how much?
really? how much?
1st place gets $1500...
1st place gets $1500...
..2nd place $1000..
..2nd place $1000..
...and finally 3rd place gets $750.All prizes are cash in hand.
...and finally 3rd place gets $750.All prizes are cash in hand.
where do i sign up?
where do i sign up?
right here. it costs$10 for entry.
right here. it costs$10 for entry.
gimme all your money!im a bo shank criminal
gimme all your money!im a bo shank criminal
go home.
go home.
errr nevermind, bye.
CLOSED
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i cant carry that,its too heavy
i cant carry that,its too heavy
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well this looks like anormal combination
well this looks like anormal combination
GOBBLE GOBBLE
GOBBLE GOBBLE
meepmeepoooh ooh
oooh ooh
what exactly are you doing?
what exactly are you doing?
what exactly are you doing?
look, a female!
look, a female!
what exactly are you doing?
when i say bo!, you say freaks, bo!....
when i say bo!, you say freaks, bo!....
what exactly are you doing?
dont touch me, im off
dont touch me, im off
what exactly are you doing?
what exactly are you doing?
what exactly are you doing?
were here forthe dance contest
were here forthe dance contest
meep meep woop
meep meep woop
but they cant get thegenerator working
but they cant get thegenerator working
so were warming upuntil they do
so were warming upuntil they do
look, a female!
look, a female!
*rasberry*
*rasberry*
spong boop
spong boop
oooh me legs
oooh me legs
when i say bo! you say Freaks!bo!....
when i say bo! you say Freaks!bo!....
freaks!
freaks!
what?
what?
dont touch me, im off
dont touch me, im off
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if u cant take the heat baby get the hell outta here!
if u cant take the heat baby get the hell outta here!
looks like we got our 3 winners!
looks like we got our 3 winners!
dr3go ahead pick up ya prizes
go ahead pick up ya prizes
2nd1stCLOSED
heres your $750 sir
heres your $750 sir
woohoo!
woohoo!
QUIET
leave me alone,im very busy
leave me alone,im very busy
oh my god! is that...a...a....i think it is....its a wall!
oh my god! is that...a...a....i think it is....its a wall!
tempting to draw,but no
tempting to draw,but no
i dont think imaloud to go on stage
i dont think imaloud to go on stage
i need a hampster orsomething similar to goin the wheel
i need a hampster orsomething similar to goin the wheel
retnEoNDare you crazy? i haventgot their money yet!
are you crazy? i haventgot their money yet!
the swedish saveloy.i best get back to finding their money before i get caught
the swedish saveloy.i best get back to finding their money before i get caught
congratulations!you got the money, now you can go back to being a bum.This ending screen is just temporary, i am working on a whole new section inside the club, this will be released around the 8th of junethankyou for playing.
congratulations!you got the money, now you can go back to being a bum.This ending screen is just temporary, i am working on a whole new section inside the club, this will be released around the 8th of junethankyou for playing.